In the name of science.
Since there's not much happening on the comic book front, I decided to do a little science experiment.

I GREW A DINOSAUR!!!!

Seriously, I did. I'm that clever. Check it out.

HOW I GREW A DINOSAUR.

This is how looked when I started. I believe it's some sort of Ankylosaur. That card beneath it says that it grows 600% bigger, but 600% bigger than pretty fuckin' small is still pretty fuckin' small. I put that twenty cent piece in so you can get an impression of the scale of the thing.



The first step was to put the little guy in water. So I did. On the back of that little card from the first picture it says it takes three days for the bastard to grow to full size. Three days! I'm so dedicated to science.



The next day I took this picture. You can't really tell, but it has grown. It was about this point that I got bored with the whole thing so there's no more pictures of it growing. I'm not that dedicated to science. Probably a good thing I stopped taking pics cos I suck hard at it.



Finally! That's not trick photography or some clever Photoshop bullshit, it's fucking huge! And that's the same twenty cents as the first pic, but that didn't grow or shrink or anything. Kinda disapointed in the coins performance. I don't know what that tiny dino's made of but I think everything should be made out of it. Everything.

So that's how I grew a dinosaur, and why issue three isn't out yet.