Pez Makes Me Happy.
A while back I was at some sort of party for some reason. My good buddy Dell was there and we got to talking about Pez.

Dell said she had about a million Pezs, and a fuck load of doubles that I could have. Now people say a lot of shit at parties so I never really expected to get any Pez. But Dell being a woman of her word, she turns up one day with this.




This unassuming little plastic bag contained the afore mentioned fuck load of doulbles.




Mmmm that’s good Pez. I don’t know exactly how many Pez was in there. I never got to count them because I was experiencing massive amounts of Pez bliss while I was rolling around naked in my new pile of Pez. There was also a Pez T-shirt and a movie in there too. A movie about Pez of all things.



PEZ!!!!!



I now have 170 Pez dispensers, and I can only hope that’s more than you’ve got. Needless to say Dell’s my new favouritest person in the world.

My old favouritest person in the world was Mark Lyn Baker. But he can go fuck a hat. Mother fucker never gave me any Pez.

PEZ!!!!!!!!!